2 man's Pride

Well, there was this really... interesting conversation that took place in front of me in a bus. Between, well, you can see from the title, 2 man.

For all the intention of making them as irritating as they are, let's name them A and O. A for the guy who was sitting adjacent to me. And the guy, opposite, O. For those who find the 2 terms strangely familiar, yes, it's the famous trigonometry, involving all your nasty, Sin, Cosine and Tangent. However, for this case, if they're O and A, where's hypotenuse, H? That's me I guess, and remember, O2 + A2 = H2

Anyways, let's turn on the TV. Scene 1 act 1, guy A fiddles with his watch. I mean, seriously, annoying fiddling. I can hear the flick flick sounds and the turning of the wrist. Guy O, who finally notices after a wrenching 5 minutes, pops the million dollar question.
(NOte: They're speaking in half singlish and half Chinese)

Act 1
Guy O : New watch?
Guy A : No la, old one, never change. (Tries to be humble)
Guy A : Just buy recently only lor. (Pauses)
Guy A : Seen the black one? It's nicer, all sold out though.
Guy O : Really meh? I just bought one the other day. DAmn nice. (I suspected them to be gay to buy the same design of watch buy different colour)

Current score: Guy A 0 - Guy O 1

Guy A : We drop at BeXX(some place) and walk okay?
Guy A : The bus got go to Simpang BeXX.
Guy A : You sure anot?
Guy A : Ya ya, the bus got go to BeXX Camp, I know. You got go before? (attempt to regain 1 score)
Guy A : Ya. NOt sure the bus got go anot. (avoiding time) AZ(some guy) sure scold us. Late.
( Eh.. These 2 dudes. TOTALLY don't know the area. They're just taking a bus hoping that it goes to where they want. And for those of you in doubt, the 2 places, are totally not next to each other. One is turn right at a junction, the other, turn left. LOL! and they're using a WRONG landmark to look for the place. Which, later, becomes REALLY funny.)

Guy O : What book is that? ( takes book from Guy A's hand)
Guy O : Lend ah?
Guy A : (under the bo bian act) Okay, it's a "mi ji" aka secret manual
Guy O : (Takes a look at the cover) Aiya, this kinda thing, ask ABC(dunno name) can le.
(seriously? wtf? 1 look at the cover he knows the content? WoW. Must learn from him)

Guy A : Girl AA got come anot? (the fox tail is coming out)
Guy O : No leh, I ask, she wanna stay home and play game (Geez, I wonder why?)
Guy A : She'll make things more lively. (An obvious hint)
Guy O : (Totally oblivious) No leh, so so lor. She come or don't come, same thing.
(LOL, what a moron.)

Current score: Guy A 0 - Guy O 2

Guy O is flipping through the pages, makes no mention, asks a casual question.
Guy O : Seen any movies?
Guy A : Yeah, all the recent ones, other than the Jackie Chan one. The Japanese Movie.
Guy O : Really? Which one?
Guy A : The "FujiXX", (in an attempt to save himself), I heard not nice ah.
Guy O : Really? Then how? Nice anot? (WTF!? the guy just said 3 lines ago, that's the movie he didn't watch! and this guy totally wasn't listening!)
Guy A : (Classic answer) So so lor, anyways, FAst and Furious was good. I watched with Girl XX
(Woah! Bring out the bazooka and artillery already! To assert his standing, he uses the ultimate guy weapon. A date with a pretty girl.)
Guy A : (Continues) She liked the movie man.
Guy O : Really meh? I heard she say very boring? She almost fell asleep.

Current score in case you're not counting : Guy A 0 - Guy O 3 (he avoided 2 by totally not paying attention 'aka' Act blur live longer)

Act 2
Guy A : (Goes on offensive) How's girl XY?
Guy O : Like that lor, we got go out
Guy A : Really ah? With her? (and the tone implies that she's the type to hop around guys but quite popular)
Guy O : Yeah, you know how she is la.
Guy A : Yeah, she told me you keep asking her out.
Guy O : (Realises he's in a trap) No la, we just go out lor. Never call one, just sms, msn.
Guy A : YEah, she say you keeping asking her. (gotcha!)
Guy O : (doesn't wanna deny in case Guy A talks to XY) yeah, you know la, she never call me, so I sms.

Score : Guy A 1 - Guy O 3

(and since they're on the topic of girls....)

Guy A : eh, the XT(girl) go interview for air stewardess. Never make it.
Guy 0 : really meh? She quite good looking what.
Guy A : ya lor.
Guy 0 : (starts listing the criteria to be an air stewardess) Must be tall, good face, figure...
Guy A : (cuts him off) must be the hair
Guy 0 : ya, ya, she do her hair then okay liao. (LOL! at last, some agreement.)
Guy A : you never go apply to be steward?
Guy 0 : Got height leh. 165. (LOL!! I didn't even realise he's that short! woohoo to guy A!)
Guy A : Really meh? The who also get in.
Guy 0 : Aiya.. Got quota to fill mah.. ( OMG. is he serious?)
(these 2 guys are talking about something totally outta their league man.

(Bus reaches BeXX MRT)

Guy O : YOu wanna alight? YOu sure the bus got go?
Guy A : ya ya, BEXX camp, after that, go my camp. I know one. SeYX CAmp.
Guy O : Where we drop?
Guy A : after the bus turn left ( gotta give him credit.. but...)
Guy A : We turn already anot ah? (LOL)
Guy O : We go ask the bus uncle?
Guy A : Ya, BeXX camp, i know.
(looks at each other, doesn't move)

Guy A : Sure got go one, I got take before. BeXX camp, you know right? I always pass by when going to SeYX camp
Guy A : If wrong, we walk la.
Guy O : okay... SeYX camp where?
Guy A : PaXX. (LOL!!! that's 2 hours walk ladies and gents. the landmark he has from his camp to their destination)

Current score : Me, 1 - them (morons)

And for the final and the most classic of all classics.

ACt 3
Guy O : What you do in camp?
Guy A : Technician
Guy O : everytime clean barrel, very "siong" aka tough
Guy A : "tuang" (relax) right? No outfield
Guy O : where got? Difficult lor. ( for heaven's sake. This 2 guys are talking about what they did 10 years ago)

(my stop.) THANK GOD. Alights. Those 2 morons probably still arguing about who suffered more. LOL!

Seriously, i thought something like that, would only happen in TV.

Time out

Going Malaysia for the weekend.

Just nice to chill out and then prepare to work my ass off for the upcoming exams.

WOo.

Love ya!