2 man's Pride

Well, there was this really... interesting conversation that took place in front of me in a bus. Between, well, you can see from the title, 2 man.

For all the intention of making them as irritating as they are, let's name them A and O. A for the guy who was sitting adjacent to me. And the guy, opposite, O. For those who find the 2 terms strangely familiar, yes, it's the famous trigonometry, involving all your nasty, Sin, Cosine and Tangent. However, for this case, if they're O and A, where's hypotenuse, H? That's me I guess, and remember, O2 + A2 = H2

Anyways, let's turn on the TV. Scene 1 act 1, guy A fiddles with his watch. I mean, seriously, annoying fiddling. I can hear the flick flick sounds and the turning of the wrist. Guy O, who finally notices after a wrenching 5 minutes, pops the million dollar question.
(NOte: They're speaking in half singlish and half Chinese)

Act 1
Guy O : New watch?
Guy A : No la, old one, never change. (Tries to be humble)
Guy A : Just buy recently only lor. (Pauses)
Guy A : Seen the black one? It's nicer, all sold out though.
Guy O : Really meh? I just bought one the other day. DAmn nice. (I suspected them to be gay to buy the same design of watch buy different colour)

Current score: Guy A 0 - Guy O 1

Guy A : We drop at BeXX(some place) and walk okay?
Guy A : The bus got go to Simpang BeXX.
Guy A : You sure anot?
Guy A : Ya ya, the bus got go to BeXX Camp, I know. You got go before? (attempt to regain 1 score)
Guy A : Ya. NOt sure the bus got go anot. (avoiding time) AZ(some guy) sure scold us. Late.
( Eh.. These 2 dudes. TOTALLY don't know the area. They're just taking a bus hoping that it goes to where they want. And for those of you in doubt, the 2 places, are totally not next to each other. One is turn right at a junction, the other, turn left. LOL! and they're using a WRONG landmark to look for the place. Which, later, becomes REALLY funny.)

Guy O : What book is that? ( takes book from Guy A's hand)
Guy O : Lend ah?
Guy A : (under the bo bian act) Okay, it's a "mi ji" aka secret manual
Guy O : (Takes a look at the cover) Aiya, this kinda thing, ask ABC(dunno name) can le.
(seriously? wtf? 1 look at the cover he knows the content? WoW. Must learn from him)

Guy A : Girl AA got come anot? (the fox tail is coming out)
Guy O : No leh, I ask, she wanna stay home and play game (Geez, I wonder why?)
Guy A : She'll make things more lively. (An obvious hint)
Guy O : (Totally oblivious) No leh, so so lor. She come or don't come, same thing.
(LOL, what a moron.)

Current score: Guy A 0 - Guy O 2

Guy O is flipping through the pages, makes no mention, asks a casual question.
Guy O : Seen any movies?
Guy A : Yeah, all the recent ones, other than the Jackie Chan one. The Japanese Movie.
Guy O : Really? Which one?
Guy A : The "FujiXX", (in an attempt to save himself), I heard not nice ah.
Guy O : Really? Then how? Nice anot? (WTF!? the guy just said 3 lines ago, that's the movie he didn't watch! and this guy totally wasn't listening!)
Guy A : (Classic answer) So so lor, anyways, FAst and Furious was good. I watched with Girl XX
(Woah! Bring out the bazooka and artillery already! To assert his standing, he uses the ultimate guy weapon. A date with a pretty girl.)
Guy A : (Continues) She liked the movie man.
Guy O : Really meh? I heard she say very boring? She almost fell asleep.

Current score in case you're not counting : Guy A 0 - Guy O 3 (he avoided 2 by totally not paying attention 'aka' Act blur live longer)

Act 2
Guy A : (Goes on offensive) How's girl XY?
Guy O : Like that lor, we got go out
Guy A : Really ah? With her? (and the tone implies that she's the type to hop around guys but quite popular)
Guy O : Yeah, you know how she is la.
Guy A : Yeah, she told me you keep asking her out.
Guy O : (Realises he's in a trap) No la, we just go out lor. Never call one, just sms, msn.
Guy A : YEah, she say you keeping asking her. (gotcha!)
Guy O : (doesn't wanna deny in case Guy A talks to XY) yeah, you know la, she never call me, so I sms.

Score : Guy A 1 - Guy O 3

(and since they're on the topic of girls....)

Guy A : eh, the XT(girl) go interview for air stewardess. Never make it.
Guy 0 : really meh? She quite good looking what.
Guy A : ya lor.
Guy 0 : (starts listing the criteria to be an air stewardess) Must be tall, good face, figure...
Guy A : (cuts him off) must be the hair
Guy 0 : ya, ya, she do her hair then okay liao. (LOL! at last, some agreement.)
Guy A : you never go apply to be steward?
Guy 0 : Got height leh. 165. (LOL!! I didn't even realise he's that short! woohoo to guy A!)
Guy A : Really meh? The who also get in.
Guy 0 : Aiya.. Got quota to fill mah.. ( OMG. is he serious?)
(these 2 guys are talking about something totally outta their league man.

(Bus reaches BeXX MRT)

Guy O : YOu wanna alight? YOu sure the bus got go?
Guy A : ya ya, BEXX camp, after that, go my camp. I know one. SeYX CAmp.
Guy O : Where we drop?
Guy A : after the bus turn left ( gotta give him credit.. but...)
Guy A : We turn already anot ah? (LOL)
Guy O : We go ask the bus uncle?
Guy A : Ya, BeXX camp, i know.
(looks at each other, doesn't move)

Guy A : Sure got go one, I got take before. BeXX camp, you know right? I always pass by when going to SeYX camp
Guy A : If wrong, we walk la.
Guy O : okay... SeYX camp where?
Guy A : PaXX. (LOL!!! that's 2 hours walk ladies and gents. the landmark he has from his camp to their destination)

Current score : Me, 1 - them (morons)

And for the final and the most classic of all classics.

ACt 3
Guy O : What you do in camp?
Guy A : Technician
Guy O : everytime clean barrel, very "siong" aka tough
Guy A : "tuang" (relax) right? No outfield
Guy O : where got? Difficult lor. ( for heaven's sake. This 2 guys are talking about what they did 10 years ago)

(my stop.) THANK GOD. Alights. Those 2 morons probably still arguing about who suffered more. LOL!

Seriously, i thought something like that, would only happen in TV.